坏小孩语录
1。小鬼做错事被我骂了两句,结果她说:“I want to call your HUSBAND”。然后她便打电话告状。
2。谈到妈妈生日快到了,便向她要礼物,她回答:“我很小,我还小,不可以买礼物。”
3。正要喂她喝咳嗽药水。小鬼要自己拿量药水的小杯子,说道:“It's MINE! I want to take myself. U pour inside. U don't take ha. Be a good girl.”
4。阿嫲问她:“U broke piggy(coin bank)?”
小鬼答:“I did not break piggy.”
阿嫲:“Then who broke piggy?”
小鬼:“It's En En.”
5。在车里,小鬼喃喃自语:“Teacher Yeow Gek, Mummy. Teacher Yeow Gek, Mummy..... Miss Chong, Daddy. Miss Chong, Daddy........”
爸爸多嘴道:“Yes.”
小鬼应:“Are u Miss Chong?”
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